anonymous the monster

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Allison. I am one hundred and eighty percent sure that I am probably the most awkward person on the planet. You know, that person no one likes and you laugh at their jokes to humor them. Yep, that's me. I laugh all the time. My laugh is either contagious because it's beautiful or it's really funny sounding... not really sure which one that it is but I'm sure someone will let me know eventually. There are a lot of things I want to do with my life because if there is one thing I know its that life is short and you can go at any minute. It's not always easy, but for the most part, it's worthwhile.

tyleroakley:

tacobellsprout:

When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else I will curse their families for always and eternity.

My new retirement plan.

(via qweengeorgie)